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Most apes can´t read for sh*t. The ones that do, usually can´t make sense of sentences containing more than 6 words.
After many years of special traning ape today is able to put together words sense to make.
Read for yourself and feel the instant depowerment! 🦍
Ape: popular term used for redditors amongst themself.
Citadel LLC: Wall Street hedge fund who took a 2bio$ stake in Melvin and effectively bailed from (perhaps) going bankrupt during the GME run.
DD Collector: ape (or human) who collects a lot of data and share with fellow apes on internetforas or social media.
DD (Due Diligence): to do your homework collecting info, factchecking and looking objectively at facts.
Doge: popular crypto coin on internet and social media - partially supported by Elon Musk who has mentioned it in a few tweets.
Dry Ships: means the price for GME/AMC will actually make it to moon, but too many fellow apes paper handed on the way.
Diamond Hands: meaning you are not selling, even if the price keeps falling - the opposite of Paper Hands.
Failed-To-Deliver (FTD): is when a short position can't give back the stock shorted hence Failed To Deliver.
GME Millionaire: individual who became millionaire from GME stocks. DeepFuckingValue being the most famous one and early investor.
Keith Gill: aka Roaring Kitty on youtube aka reddit user u/DeepF***Value.
Kenneth Griffin: CEO of Citadel LLC which is a hedge fund on Wall Street. In this context Citadel was the HF bailing Melvin out by taking a stake for 2bio$.
MOASS: Mother Of All Short Squeezes. The biggest short squeeze in history.
Melvin Capital: one of the hedge funds that shorted GME and according to CEO, Gabe Plotkin, lost 53% of their net worth during the GME run. CEO: Kenneth Griffin.
Naked Shorts: a (illegal) way to short a stock even more than 100%. It is certainly ethical questionable, and should for sure be by law as well.
Pre Market: movements before market opening.
Paper Hands: stock holders selling out at first sign of decrease in price.
Roaring Kitty: aka Keith Gill aka reddit user u/DeepF***Value.
Robin Hood: popular US stock broker with the mission to "democratize investing". Center of a lot of controversy for haulting GME stock during the spike to 480.
Short Interest: constitutes how many shares are shorted. Can be of either Outstanding (total) or Float (available to trade).
Shit post: post (on Reddit) which aims to discourage fellow apes from buying and supporting GME (or AMC) stocks hence use FUD or fake news/facts.
Short Selling: betting on a stock to decrease price. The opposite of long positions which is the more common, especially for retail investors and non-professionals. Comes with great risk in theory infinite.
u/DeepFuckingValue: aka Keith Gill aka Roaring Kitty on Youtube.
Vlad Tenev: CEO of Robin Hood. One of the key players in understanding why the GME run ended the way it did.
We like the stock: Apes are no financial advisors, we just like the stock.
WallStreetBets: Reddit subforum where the hype took off.
YOLO: Don' t do retarded sh*t.